Fever

Zuma says the game is on. Blatter says it's all systems go.

Bafana Bafana even wins against Denmark. Fever goes up and up. USA beats Australia 3-1 in Ruimsig.

Topplayer from Ivory Coast breaks arm. Topplayer from England is out after first training. Topplayer from Holland injures knee. It's brutal out there. Coaches' headaches.

Brazil cruises to Zimbabwe and Tanzania to play some games. Nigeria and North Korea cause some trouble in Tembisa.

Shakira has landed. The WAGS are already shopping in Cape Town.

If by now you still don't know that the worldcup is about to kick off in SA, then you don't even live on Mars but a couple of lightyears further down the milky way.