Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Stocks

The radio this morning reported that stocks had fallen.

I was wondering on what or whom had they fallen? And did the stocks injure themselves and were taken to ICU by ER24? Stocks on lifesupport? Stocks in coma? Stocks on a drip? Stocks recovering well? Stocks back out of hospital?

Do we have to wear crash helmets when walking outside to protect ourselves from falling stocks?

Joe Bloke died today when walking to the corner shop for a fresh coffee and a pastry. He got hit by fallen stock. Fractured skull. Last breath. He will be missed. Funeral next Monday.

Can you sue stocks for causing damage?

Eish.... confusion!

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