01/09/10

There's a spring in spring's arrival.

7 Day forecast

End of winter?? Yes!!!

Johannesburg seven day forecast.

Tuesday 7-24°C Sunny. Mild.
Wednesday 6-24°C Sunny. Mild.
Thursday 6-26°C Sunny. Mild.
Friday 7-26°C Sunny. Mild.
Saturday 8-25°C Sunny. Mild.
Sunday 9-27°C Sunny. Pleasantly warm.
Monday 10-27°C Sunny. Pleasantly warm.

Stocks

The radio this morning reported that stocks had fallen.

I was wondering on what or whom had they fallen? And did the stocks injure themselves and were taken to ICU by ER24? Stocks on lifesupport? Stocks in coma? Stocks on a drip? Stocks recovering well? Stocks back out of hospital?

Do we have to wear crash helmets when walking outside to protect ourselves from falling stocks?

Joe Bloke died today when walking to the corner shop for a fresh coffee and a pastry. He got hit by fallen stock. Fractured skull. Last breath. He will be missed. Funeral next Monday.

Can you sue stocks for causing damage?

Eish.... confusion!

Pain in Spain

When it hurts.... it hurts.

Made it!

First it takes over SA, now it takes over England (and beyond) through the backdoor despite the many bans from football- and rugby clubs.

The vuvuzela will make its entry in the new Oxford Dictionary of English, that hits the world (well, the English speaking world) today.

The dictionary-of-all-dictionaries defines our noisemaker as a long plastic instrument, in the shape of a trumpet, that makes a very loud noise when you blow it and is popular with football fans in South Africa.

There you have it. Once you made it into that dictionary you are part of world history forever.

Track 2

"We spin ourselves out of control"
The Generators, track 2 ("Sound Off The Alarms") on "Between the devil and the deep blue sea"

Junkcat