Toast issues

President JZ was in Belgium earlier this week. He was hooking up with the political elite of the European Union, as well as being on a state visit to the Kingdom of tiny Belgium.

The Presidency had sent out JZ’s “toast remarks” by email on Wednesday. I got confused. Was JZ unhappy about his breakfast? Burned toast? White bread instead of brown bread? JZ doesn’t want whole wheat? What was going on?

Or being in Belgium maybe he expected chips and mayonnaise with his toast and as it came with a fine selection of marmalades and jams, our Commander-In-Chief was disappointed and made some “toast remarks” on the customer form in his luxury room. “Dear King of Belgium, why didn’t I get some culinary traditions on my toast this morning?!?”

Eish! JZ not happy with his toast!! “Pilot! Start the engines, I’m outta here!!”