Banned

So it seems that the UK government has announced it will ban 3000 British football hooligans from travelling to South Africa for the world cup.

Eish, that is 3000 x many pints of beer less income for bars and restaurants across the nation. And less fun for us. It would have been an interesting mix of drunken hooligans, armed local criminals, and ‘shoot-to-kill’ cops. Like a real action movie on the streets of our nation. Reality TV on our doorsteps.

Let’s see if Germany and Holland follow the British example. I mean, all that tax money has been spent on SAPS special anti-hooligan training and fancy new equipment. We demand some action for our bucks.

Maybe some desperate British hooligans will fly to Maputo and sneak into SA through Swaziland. Like old-school MK style.