Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Mbombela

So Nelspruit is now Mbombela. It seems a list of name changes in Mpumalanga has just been officialised and made public.

So the foreign world cup fans must be notified and made aware otherwise they are going to get confused, and maybe lost in Kruger Park chased by a hungry lion, as they are trying to find the new stadium in Nelspruit,... I mean Mbombela. Not so sure if a hungry lion would go for a tattooed, overweight, drunken English hooligan? Maybe the lion might decide to go vegetarian there and then.

I also see that Belfast is now changed to eMakhazeni. That will also pretty much confuse the English! And the Irish too! And Machadodorp is also no more. From now on it will go through life as eNtokozweni.



Oh and Santana got fired as Bafana Bafana coach. That the Brazilian wouldn’t make it into 2010 had become so obvious that I’m sure Santana had booked his air ticket home some time ago. “Hey honey, I’ll be home for Xmas”. The writing was on the wall. Bold and in capital letters.

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